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"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
-Anonymous
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
-Samuel Butler
"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."
-Capek
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Billings
"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."
-Maeterlinck
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like
a puppy licking your face."
-Ben
Williams
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot
about little puppies."
-Gene
Hill
"No one appreciates the very special genius
of your conversation as much as the dog does."
-Christopher
Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself."
-Josh
Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person."
-Andrew
A.
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I
die I want to go where they went."
-Unknown
"I've
seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-John
Steinbeck
"If your dog doesn't like someone you
probably shouldn't either."
-Unknown
"Old
dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape
and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
-Bonnie
Wilcox
"The more people I meet the more I like my
dog"
-Unknown
"In
order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be
semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of
becoming partly a dog."
-Edward
Hoagland
"I
once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my
dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
-Bonnie
Schacter
"No Matter how little money and how few
possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."
-Louis
Sabin
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but
it won't buy the wag of his tail."
-Josh
Billings
"A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away"
-Unknown
Dog
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make
our lives whole."
-Roger
Caras
"Dogs
feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in
case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right
in your ear."
-Dave
Barry
"The dog was created specially for children.
He is the god of frolic."
-Henry
Ward
"To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence
the constant popularity of dogs."
-Aldous
Huxley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget
why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
-Sue
Murphy
"Histories are more full of examples of the
fidelity of dogs than of friends."
-Alexander
Pope
"Do not make the mistake of treating your
dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
-Martha
Scott
"Every dog must have his day."
-Jonathan
Swift
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are
cowards who have not got the guts to bite people themselves."
-August
Strindberg
"I have always thought of a dog lover as a
dog that was in love with another dog."
-James
Thurber
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-Ann
Landers
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it
is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons."
-James
Thurber
"If
you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark
Twain
"The reason a dog has so many friends is
that he wags his tail instead of his tongue"
-Anonymous
"The
one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish
world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves
ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog."
-George
Graham
"Every boy who has a dog should also have a
mother, so the dog can be fed regularly."
-Anonymous
"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted,
ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress."
-Louis
Sabin
"Dogs
have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe,
we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in
return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever
made."
-Roger
Caras
"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why
some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."
-O.
A.
"A dog is man's best friend, and vice versa."
-Anonymous
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down."
-Roger
Caras
"The dog has got more fun out of man than
man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two
animals."
-James
Thurber
"A good dog deserves a good home."
-Proverb
"A
watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a
burglar would awaken the household by falling over him."
-Anonymous
"There's
just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home,
they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego."
-Janet
Schnellman
"Every dog isn't a growler, and every
growler isn't a dog."
-Anonymous
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite,
but everyone prefers his bark."
-Anonymous
"The ideal dog food would be a ration that
tastes like a postman."
-Anonymous
"A dog can express more with his tail in
minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours."
-Anonymous
"There is only one smartest dog in the
world, and every boy has it."
-Anonymous
"Every dog may have his day, buy it's the
puppies that have the weakends."
-Anonymous
"It's no coincidence that man's best friend
cannot talk."
-Anonymous
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite,
but it's never quite so personal"
-Anonymous
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their
tails."
-Max
Eastman
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent
job."
-Franklin
P.
"I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's
training the owner that takes longer."
-Barbara
Woodhouse
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I
tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
-Robert
Louis
"You can't keep a good man down -- or an
over affectionate dog."
-Anonymous
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult."
-Rita
Rudner
"No animal I know of can consistently be
more of a friend and companion than a dog."
-Stanley
Leinwoll
"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend
to forget they're not people."
-Julia
Glass
"You own a dog; you feed a cat."
-Jim
Fiebig
"Any time you think you have influence, try
ordering around someone else's dog."
-The
Cockle
"Old Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a
shelter; his real name was Spike."
-World
Features
"Disney's "Shaggy Dog" was bought for 2
dollars at a pound."
-World
Features
"None are as fiercely as dog. In return, no
doubt, for the never-ending loyalty of dogs."
-Linda
Shrieves,
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
-Charles
Schulz
"A collie has the brain of a man, and the
ways of a woman."
-Scottish
Proverb
"Many dogs will give a greeting grin much
like a human smile."
-Richard
A.
"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please
people whom they do not respect."
-W.R.
Koehler
"There is no faith which has never yet been
broken except that of a truly faithful dog."
-Konrad
Lorenz
"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks
only applies to certain people."
-Daniel
Pinkwater
"I have caught more ills from people
sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs."
-Barbara
Woodhouse
"A dog is nothing but a furry person."
-Anonymous
"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to
share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot
enjoy it."
-Helen
Thomson
"A dog desires affection more than its
dinner. Well - almost."
-Charlotte
Gray
"Have you hugged your pug today?"
-Marty
Moose
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for
advancement"
-Snoopy
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best
friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"
-Groucho
Marx
"Cats. Can't live with them CAN live without
them."
-Richard
S.
"A dog is the only thing that can fill the
void in your empty heart"
-Kate
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a
person gets to choose a relative."
-Unknown
"The gift which I am sending you is called a
dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of
mankind"
-Theodorus
Gaza
"A
good dog never dies, he always stays, he walks besides you on crisp
autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near, his
head within our hand in his old way."
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Anonymous
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